I was spotted
At the corner
Of Fifth and Main
But despite it all
I wasn't cornered
And I somehow got away
Now if it seems as if
I'm spouting nonsense
Well, of course I am
But no more than
The pharmacist
Who plays golf
On a day
When drugs are in demand
They tell me the Universe
Is getting bigger
But I think that's a joke
It's like a rich man getting richer
We may watch him
Do so in awe
But it has really no meaning
Or so it seems
